We're not talking about the dog here. You get on everyone's nerves except the author's, because she is playing out her own fantasies of having a wizard of her very own. The most out of character of all of these "archetypes", you morph from Draco Malfoy into a blond and perky Harry Potter. You are most often paired with Hermione, even though she's Muggle-born and you would never do that. Forget about the books- we have a cute blond guy in our midst!
