Sob. Cry. Sniffle. You lead an awful existence, tortured by those such as your father, your House, Harry, Voldemort, Snape, and the list goes on. Often going hand in hand with Slashy!Draco, you are usually paired up with either Harry or (ew) Lucius. Sometimes suicidal, sometimes just very fond of how blood looks on your pale skin, you bitch and whine throughout the whole story. How depressing.

Tell everyone which Draco you are!

Since I know you're not going to cheat, you could have also been Canon!Draco, Evil!Draco, Slut!Draco, Slashy!Draco, LeatherPants!Draco, or Fluffy!Draco.